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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Who is that DIVA!?
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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bender from futurama is standing in a room with his arms outstretched
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Caulk? Time to fill some holes then
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Woof daddy, pin me down and flood my guts 💦
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Neeeeed
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Need 🥵🥵🥵
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
😍
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“Got any goons on here?”
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
As a thick thigh boy, moisturizing the problem areas + a powder antiperspirant or even a cream or roll on antiperspirant, the key is soft skin + dryness, making sure the inseam of your pants/shorts is important when your out and about is important too!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When I wake up in the morning and start to remember things
An animal looking disillusioned
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
😍
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I suddenly need someone to jook off in my mouth
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Does anyone else watch TV while listening to an audiobook/podcast while listening to music over said audiobook while reading a book or am I just hyperstimming like a nutjob?
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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a man in a blue shirt is saying `` i 'll take your entire stock '' while sitting on a couch .
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
🙋‍♂️
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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a man in a suit giving the middle finger in front of a black background that says bring it on
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I need 600cc STAT
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Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
If I’ve ever suddenly liked several of your pics in a row, I’m sorry. It was an unfortunate moment of weakness and also I love you
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
😈
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I need a few of these in my mouth and maybe a few somewhere else 😈
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Head bed? Bed Head? Head in Bed?
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Yes sir 🥵
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Oh I insist that you do 😈
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Best news I’ve heard all year 👏
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Okay but where do I sign up to be the next to devour that? 🍑
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is drinking a glass of water on a thursday .
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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two drag queens are sitting next to each other on a couch
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Who else has their internal monologue voiced by Fran Lebowitz? No? Just me?
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a woman in a suit and glasses says pretend it 's a city netflix
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
When the three martini dinner doesn’t even remotely feel like a three martini dinner 🍸
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kermit the frog is holding his hand to his mouth and looking at the camera
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
🥵
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
He’s hiding that stash of semaglutussy
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Meta outage has me like
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Only if you make me feel guilty about it each time 💅
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I will take 1 gallon of your finest Jet Pilots 👅
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Is that seat taken? 🕳️
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I suddenly need hot tub snuggles
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Is he? Y’know? 🫳
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Fighting the urge to fake my death and attend my own funeral in a silly disguise and then move to California
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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bart simpson from the simpsons is sitting at a table with a plate of food and a glass of water
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If you didn’t seduce him and steal his wallet I’ll be disappointed
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m not currently reading Agatha Christie by a crackling fireplace on a snowy day whilst indulging in multiple cups of tea and freshly-baked scones, so no, I’m afraid your email didn’t “find me well”.
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Ogden @0gden.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 04/12/2024
Breaking News: The chief executive of UnitedHealthcare was shot in Midtown Manhattan in an apparently targeted attack, people briefed on the investigation said. nyti.ms/4eYRevD
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C.E.O. of UnitedHealthcare Is Killed in Midtown Manhattan
The executive, Brian Thompson, was shot in the chest in what people briefed on the investigations said appeared to be a targeted attack.
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