Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I've decided that @timheidecker.bsky.social has a Golden Ticket to inherit the keys to my Nissan on Twitter and this has nothing to do with whether he hires me as a staff writer for The Onion. 1223718
Dark Tylenol @darktylenol.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I will support your journey to The Onion if you follow me back 😩 010
