Starting a long weekend long movie marathon (except Saturday, #MBI) since Mrs. T is out of town and the cats are super needy
It's a Ham Enchanted Evening, made a huge ham for the weekend (starting with lunch) and it's 90s and 00s movies all weekend
Also: I am not good at cutting meat off a bone.
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The Simpsons Homer Serving Pig
Alt: It's like this, but with more random cuts, spills, poor shaving, etc
Which is funny because my knife skills for unboned meat are superb.
"Marc, that's like saying 'That's funny, when I play Tee Ball I hit it every time!'"
Stop it, inner me, I don't want to hear that.