janiejo.bsky.social @janiejo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is it just me, or are all the AI billionaires the last person you'd want to sit next to at a dinner party?static.klipy.comBarney Stinson's 'You're a Jerk!' Hand MessageALT: Barney Stinson's 'You're a Jerk!' Hand Message 170
sjkell.bsky.social @sjkell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Yes, give AI all your kids information, schedules, contacts - what could go wrong?? 0221
EconHusker @econhuskergbr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He's got to pump up AI before he can cash out with an IPO, bc it's all about to come crashing down 000
hikercat.bsky.social @hikercat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026That's right, feed your kids info into an unregulated data collection system w/ no understanding how the algorithm written by members of the Epstein Class could possibly do with it. People stop posting your children and grandchildren photos on Social Media even if account is set to private.cnbc.comElon Musk's xAI sues Minnesota over law to ban 'nudify' appsElon Musk's xAI, now owned by SpaceX, is challenging a law that would ban so-called nudify apps in Minnesota 020
gcm5.bsky.social @gcm5.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How about we silence Sam Altman by turning off ChatGPT. Last thing we need are his opinions on how we stop thinking. 000
jentodamychr.bsky.social @jentodamychr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We have a family calendar on the wall in the kitchen that we can write on with a pen-it’s next to the kitchen table where we share meals and talk about our day. Been working pretty well for almost 20 years now -never glitches. 0270
factsonly007.bsky.social @factsonly007.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He refuses to let HIS kids use AI so.... then there's that 😬 If the people who created AI won't let their kids use AI we'd be fucking crazy to use AI 060
mrg / greg v goebel / NAFO @gvgoebel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I really enjoy using Google Gemini -- but Altman's sales job on AI was disastrous. Never did a technology get off to a worse start. 010
Limousine Liberal* @limousine-liberal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sam, if you're going to delegate raising your children to AI, why have kids in the first place? 1220
Travel Nut @jonrossjan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comJim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Oh Well FineALT: Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura: Oh Well Fine 000
Chris S @chrismshea.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Why can’t you just talk to your children like real people do? 000
Arub M, MBA @arubamas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It makes sense why the humanoid tech bros and billionaires are so emotionally stunted. They grew up with parents that didn't give a crap about them. They don't even know how to "human" without AI. 0294
DianaMac @d-kastenmara.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Anything that keeps their attention on making learning fun, helps. 000
baldnakedcosmo.bsky.social @baldnakedcosmo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sure! It would also be super fun to give chatbots your kids psychological and DNA profiles along with their biometrics!🤨 080
John Adams: anti-Trump veteran @armyinfsgtvet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026In the same swamp as the Trump econ guy this morning who said AI data centers in rural areas will bring happiness to people who have been bored for a long time. His jist was that people with money will come in and buy property and things and change things. Actually causes a housing crisis, etc. 000
twitterkwitter.bsky.social @twitterkwitter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What a pathetic culture Altman lives in and wants to “enhance”. Create a podcast of your morning school drop off, no doubt after “sharing” pics of you cool breakfast? Get a life… 010
Beth Wicker @ruralart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Something is deeply wrong with a parent who requires ChatGP to talk to their kids about what the kids are doing!!! This is very disturbing 😳 010
carelesswhisperer.bsky.social @carelesswhisperer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comSusanne Sugarbaker: Interesting ConceptALT: Susanne Sugarbaker: Interesting Concept 000
ashleighknits.bsky.social @ashleighknits.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is absolutely the worst timeline. I hate it here. 110
Kathleen W Curry @curryingfavor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026how do you explain your kids interests to a bot if you don't talk to your kids enough to know what those even are? 091
Take care, Jules @lionhartjulian.com · 02/08/2026shit, i didnt realize the first time that the clapback came from Alex "Gravity Falls" Hirsch 1130
Little Blue @bluenaredstate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Altman doesn’t understand the concept of “talk”. 000
mykatzen.bsky.social @mykatzen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is even more horrifying for introverts. 020
mamacuffyto3.bsky.social @mamacuffyto3.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How about, I don’t know…you talk to your kids about the exact same stuff? Crazy thought I know 0151
p @burnseternal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Talk about reinventing the wheel (and in a vastly depersonalized, inferior version). 010
Katie @looktogod.bsky.social · 02/08/2026How exactly would the AI know how the kid's game went? It's just a calendar entry. 030
donaloby1.bsky.social @donaloby1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If Sam Altman wants you to do it, it's probably best you dont do it. Now he's looking for easier access to information about your kids interests? 020
Jeff @jeffedwards.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We're going to need some new verses of Cat's in the Cradle to cover AI psychosis dad. 1783
Cielo Azul NM @cieloazulnm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026And these people wonder why kids of the electronic age have no social skills, can't work wuth others or understand how the real world works. 000
Flapping Happy @flappyhappy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026It's an excerpt from his parenting book Chapter 1, How to Encourage a Psychopath? 020
GORT @gort88.bsky.social · 02/08/2026He's softening us up to the idea of sending fetuses into deep space on interstellar arks, incubated in artificial wombs, and raised by AI bots with motion and synthetic skin so realistic, the kids will be unaware that their "parents" aren't even human. Or, we could just try to fix Earth. 🤔 [==*==] 050
Don Linn @donlinn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026They are trying so hard to find use cases for this crap... 050
Patrona1🩶🖤🏀 @patrona1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What if you unplugged and concentrate on driving? Spend some quality time with your offspring off camera and keep your family life to yourself. Only busy-bodies, buttinsky's , and people with no meaningful life of their own would spend precious time watching lame redundant content. 000
Psyched-Up Politics @psycheduppolitics.bsky.social · 02/08/2026new way to mess up your kid: repeat the AI hallucination about their lives and appear fully bought-in to its reality. 000
M Hobart @mhobart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026or you could talk to your kid and find out their inner life, talk goals and values rather than increasing odds they will become narcissists 040
Merisi Vienna @merisi-vienna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Holy cow, I imagine the kids will come prepared! 000
Ohm's Resistance @a-nobodyuser.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Reading that post never made me feel more like this gif...static.klipy.comNathan Fillion: Oh... Wait... No WordsALT: Nathan Fillion: Oh... Wait... No Words 0210
