It’s true, I haven’t been murdered even once. This is likely due to the ferocity of senior Wilson, my Chihuahua.
@zoesamuel.bsky.socialUS [to dog]: You don't have to bark at random people passing the house.
DOG: I'm protecting us.
US: Of course, but--
DOG: Have you ever been murdered in your beds?
US: ...no.
DOG: YOU'RE WELCOME.
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