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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/06/2026

TRUMP: I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz TRUMP 1 HOUR LATER: The strait will open on Friday

The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all! I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and, simultaneously herewith, authorize the immediate removal of the United States Naval blockade. Ships of the World, start your engines. Let the oil flow! President DONALD J. TRUMP

This Great Deal will bring Peace and Security to the whole Region. Many presidents have tried to make Peace with Iran, and all have failed before me. The Leaders of the Region have, for the first time, found a President who can help them achieve real Peace. With the opening of the Strait upon the signing of the Deal on Friday, for purposes of mine removal, oil will flow on both ends again for the Region, and the World! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Rabbit the Cat @rabbitthecat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

This state will last exactly as long as he needs it to, to maintain whatever non-rancid birthday party vibes still exist fo the Trump America Birthday Cagefight brought to you by Bud Lite. I can only assume the Iranians have been given some cash, possibly on a pallet, for their part in the kayfabe

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