Rhi Faux @rhifaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Got yelled at by a grouchy man cyclist while riding my cargo bike today: “Nice motorcycle! Why don’t you get a real bike?” A sampling of the come-backs I thought of too late: 1/ 5160
Dead Monkey @zfiendy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You should’ve screamed “audiobooks are reading!” And then kamikaze’d him. It would’ve accomplished nothing but I would’ve had a laugh reading about it. 010
