Once at preK dropoff, a mom said “you’re so sweet and kind, I bet you write love stories. Which one should I read first?” 😬 Okay, do you want the love story where the ghost tries to drown her sister in the swamp, or the one with the opium poppies and the talking stained glass window?
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I ❤️ being a horror writer, b/c nobody suspects it.
At parties, I look like a Mom on a beach vacation-big curly hair/linen pants/bright tops.
Then they inquire about what I do-
Suddenly, I'm the predator in their midst looking for compelling ways to murder people.
Fun way to spend a Friday night!
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