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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Near-Earth Objects cause autism. Vaccines cause left-handedness.

richthetruth
Autism:
1 in 10,000. 1990
1 in 30. 2026
Vaccines cause autism.

spacehabs 2d
Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids

@brixjourney 3h ago
Why has no one mentioned the more obvious conclusion, near-Earth asteroids cause autism.

Arch Stanton @archstantongold.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Vaccines cause autism. Autism causes near earth asteroids. Vaccines will soon cause an asteroid to collide with Earth! Destroying humans! Thanks Dr Salk & evil liberals!

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