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Capital One Bank Guy is the Wendy’s of Jakes from State Farm

I need to see him take down J Jonah JK Simmons Farmers Insurance with a brutal roast tweet.

Neither can touch “I’m a Mac” guy

I’m needing Jeter to keep that baseball bat and go full Tonya Harding on Capital One Guy.

face, so punchable

Remember the elderly lady in ad for wendys, "where's the beef?

He’s doesn’t have the “guy from a random insurance company who has a small ostrich like creature as a sidekick” energy.

Jared from Subway?

I would absolutely rather hear a commercial actor talk about his career than Derek Jeter, though.

Snapple lady?