Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 25/07/2026TIL that the current King of England was caught having phone sex with the current Queen of England in 1993 a month after he'd separated from Princess Diana and it's a window into the dark corners of the royal mind that I wish I could un-see 9304
freeyourchains.bsky.social @freeyourchains.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I don’t understand Canadians or anyone’s obsession with these people. 100
Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 25/07/2026Camilla: Oh, darling! [I put my phone down, nod and calmly walk into the ocean forever] 1181
Death will not release you!𓅽 @7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026So why did you share it with us? Please, have some responsibility. 😆🤬🤪 000
fencepostmalone.bsky.social @fencepostmalone.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I was having some lunch, I’m good on that now. 010
Venus's Unruly Child @saturnexalted.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I learned about this at the time. I was 12. I have still never recovered. 110
![Charles: Oh. God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!
Camilla: What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers? Oh, You're going to come back as a pair of knickers.
Charles: Or, God forbid a Tampax. Just my luck!
Camilla: You are a complete idiot. Oh, what a wonderful idea.
Charles: My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.
Camilla: Oh, Darling!
Charles: Until the next one comes through.
Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could come back as a box.
Charles: What sort of box?
Camilla: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.[9][10]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rffkyd3hlw5m7vheifn5qode/bafkreibk3lttofjny5zcrhfwmhp57pkia4l3f6f7upzrpkb6jvkc4hsi5e)
