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Bite Sized Archie @bitesizedarchie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

This comic only gets better with age.

Bite Sized Archie #19 - The Best Advice. Script by Ron Cacace, Art by Vincent Lovallo

Panel 1

It’s the morning announcements for Riverdale high school. Toni Topaz and Kevin Keller are anchors behind the desk, dressed very nicely. There’s a bottom third with “Toni Topaz” and “Kevin Keller” under each of them.

TONI: Up next, our culture correspondent Jughead Jones tells us all how to tweet!

KEVIN: Jughead, take it away!

Panel 2

We cut to Jughead Jones dressed in a suit. There’s a bottom third that says “Jughead Jones” and underneath it “Glutton, Gamer”

JUGHEAD: Thanks Kevin, Toni. If you’ve ever thought about tweeting, listen up!

Panel 3

Jughead is now pointing at the viewer, sternly. He’s never been more serious about anything in his life.

JUGHEAD: You should never tweet.

Panel 4

We cut back to Toni and Kevin, both looking amused.

TONI: Thanks Jughead! You really nailed that one.

KEVIN: I tweeted once and it was awful.

Bite Sized Archie @bitesizedarchie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Now more than ever.

Jughead is now pointing at the viewer, sternly. He’s never been more serious about anything in his life.

JUGHEAD: You should never tweet.