I’m short. I’m bald. I got no hoes. I been fighting my whole life

I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)

Too much lobster on the plane, the plane won’t stay up. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social