Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026getting old basically means you don’t stop pissing. You piss and then you’re done pissing and then you realise nope, there’s more piss, and that happens like fifteen times. Either that or I’m dying or something 6230
takingthemic.bsky.social @takingthemic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's weird. That usually only happens to someone who drinks so much diet Pepsi (specifically Diet Pepsi) that it replaces their blood. But I'm sure you can't have drunk THAT much tha...oh. Oh. 101
