While you were partying, I studied the manul. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered bat facts. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated elephant lore. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to ask for help
@somewhattolerable.comI feel like I need to become an expert in some kind of unusual animal in the hopes that it becomes the bsky meta for 4-12 hours.
