3. Today I got called 'your number one source for finely crafted colourful epithets' 😁💖
('Absolute lawn ornament' came from my beloved other ½, but I'll totally take the blame for
- wankspangled dicklimpet
- twatulent butt-walnut
- rancid shitspackled arsebarnacle
- bastardtittyfucking knobcockle)
All credit for "absolute lawn ornament" to @lycomorpha.bsky.social , your number one source for finely crafted colourful epithets.