1. How can an iron be a landlord?
2. At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh.
3. I'm just a big toasty cinnamon bun.
4. You don't win friends with salad.
5. Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot.
@benbaker.bsky.socialThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1. He did say "well" a lot.
2. Man Alive...there are men alive in here!
3. ...smiling politely.
4. And you should win things by watching.
5. Endut! Hoch Hech!