I have a similar view about chip portion sizes. You go to several different restaurants or takeaways or cafes, and there's no uniformity of what 'a portion of chips' is.
Is it a tiny ramekin? is it however many can fit on a spatula? Are there enough chips to fill me up for the rest of the day?
I am only slightly joking when I say there needs to be a consistent scale for toasters.
What even is “4”? Burned to a crisp, or warmed up bread?
It’s a crazy unregulated world of toasters out there.
Come on, EU! Stop fucking about with chargers and AI and focus on what really matters.