Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026BELOW: In response to plummeting poll numbers, Donald Trump orders another assassination attempt from Temu. 21454132
Miss Verbal Not-Herbal Tea @booksarelit.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I hate that calling his false flag out makes me sound like a conspiracy theorist instead of being a logical person. @politicsgirl.bsky.social talked about that, too. youtu.be/vuZS_StV1EM?... Btw, I watched the WH video. Weird AF that he fucking SMIRKED when 🔫 happened. These are my screenshots. 281
ravenalessia.bsky.social @ravenalessia.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Temu: Please listen carefully as all of the options to distract from the Epstein files remain unchanged. Press 1 for an assassination attempt Press 2 to threaten Iran Press 3 to threaten US allies Press 4 to get Jimmy Kimmel fired Press 5 to add more tariffs 031
WendyPA @wendypa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026media.tenor.comelmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smokeAlt: elmo from sesame street is surrounded by flames and smoke 010
Tammy E 🦋 @butterflyhg.bsky.social · 01/05/2026media.tenor.coma woman is laughing with her mouth open while sitting in a chair in front of a bookshelf .ALT: a woman is laughing with her mouth open while sitting in a chair in front of a bookshelf . 010
lar415.bsky.social @lar415.bsky.social · 01/05/2026He definitely had a stroke. Look at his pie hole! 000
Eryn Wyld @erynwyld.bsky.social · 01/05/2026🤣 (Disclaimer … nobody is wishing anyone actually dead.)media.tenor.coma stuffed animal is reading a newspaper that says opinion on itALT: a stuffed animal is reading a newspaper that says opinion on it 000
Sal Satan @silly-satan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media.tenor.comdonald trump is sitting at a table with a picture of a banana on itALT: donald trump is sitting at a table with a picture of a banana on it 000
