ratbat @ratbat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026XD thank you sparky. imagine pissing on an electric pregnancy test and it just pops a check engine light. That's the story of my fucking life. 4360
AMBIEN @ambienowl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Concepts: A drug test in pregnancy test form. It'll tell you if you're cool or not. Marketed by David Lee Roth A test for various diseases in pregnancy test form. A little icon of whatever affected organ appears on the panel. 120
R. RATT 🌲🐀🦝🌿 @sylvanrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I never thought about how car engine oil and pee are/can be pretty similar in color. I wonder which is worse: this, or one's car getting pregnant. 130
