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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Like normal Batman always has to grapple with how demented it is to dress up like a bat and fight clowns but a Batman with a mortgage is self explanatory. It’s like well of course he’d be a Batman.

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Kaitlyn the Strange @omendreamer.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

The poem "Batman's Aff His Nut" by Robert Florence addresses this perfectly.

Batman's aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at: "Mate, I'm worried aboot ye
I know your ma and da died
But everybody's ma and da dies
And we're no aw runnin aboot
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."

And that was when Batman went "Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?

Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?

Like having a big mad base under your hoose?

Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank?

And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?

Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"

And that was when I was lit at: "Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."

And that's the Secret Origin of Robin and everybody else.

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