🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Pretty cool how every indistry is like: our workers are the enemy, we despise our customers, and we don’t know what our product is, but we expect 7% growth every quarter. 13371106
Joey Miller @namenotunique.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"We got everyone a Claude license to make more of whatever the fuck we make." 010
Dåligt Ivandel @freeappears.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We found out we only made 6.9% profits this quarter so as a budgetary saving measurement we will fire three people and actually nuke one of their homes 150
.hack//Kyle @theyellinghorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Single digit growth? Time to lay off 30% of operations and establish bi-daily standups to review a gantt. 180
justiceforyamcha.bsky.social @justiceforyamcha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think the super rich are planning a coup world wide where along with Ai, the ultra rich tying every facet of life up and corrupt politicians, they plan to essentially have a ruling class and the rest as human cattle, so at some point they might not even need a product as far as we go. 010
zolgheim @zolgheim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What product? Our business is making the line go up now. Fire all our employees, all they do is make product anyway! This will make line go up even more and and will be a viable course of action forever! 140
Lucas DeRuyter @lucasderuyter.northsky.social · 12/09/2026And then at the end of that quarter 10% of staff are laid off 🙃 160
🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Captilism a perfect system am I right? No notes 260
Erik Meyers - but scary because it's Halloween @foolishhumon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Give us a million bajillion buckaroos please 🤲 130
Kiku ❤️ @mistressofroses.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I may not know what our product is, but how dare our entitled customers expect a service from us instead of just dumping money into a hole that goes directly to my tax exempt bank account!? What happened to "us"? Oh, I'm sorry, this is a group project until it's time to divvy up the pay, obviously 😌 000
Littlemac of Horrors @littlemac1183.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We’re also gonna destroy the planet and ruin your life in ways undreamed of but also buy out stuff you dumb fucks 150
mcc @dryad.technology · 12/09/2026We're gonna need some new laws passed to support our business model, otherwise the growth will be only 3% instead of 7%. Hop to it 120
