Reform are trying to get me to join them & defect from The Tories.
They are offering me:
-£6.67 in cash
-A chance to itch Andrea Jenkyns.
-A topless photo of Nigel Farage.
-One of Richard Tice’s pet owls.
-A jumbo pack of Custard Creams.
-Ann Widdecombe’s yeasts.
Should I join?🤔
