Returning after a 3-month unpaid leave, several colleagues congratulated me on being pregnant!
NEVER say that to any woman
A male uni classmate borrowed my class notes, returned with the year in the session date corrected!
Response to me saying I'm German is always "But where are you REALLY from?"
I went to the Utilikilt store and the clerk looked at my legs and said “Can I make a suggestion? Get some sun.”
…the store was in Seattle.