We actually went in as a pantomime horse.
"How are you going to write books with those hooves?" Peter Darvill-Evans scoffed.
"Very big keyboard," Jim said.
@anghelides.bsky.socialWell, if we’re haggling then I am prepared to write a joint title with Joe.
Didn’t you smuggle yourself into the Virgin Publishing office by balancing Jim on your shoulders under a big raincoat?
“I’m here to write stories for you,” said Jim.
“Tall stories from the look of it,” they replied.
