Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20262/4 The CIA, NSA, and FBI are now legally classified as special purpose acquisition companies (SPACs). The satellite surveillance array is being re-targeted exclusively to track insider trading on penny stocks and offshore crypto liquidity pools. 100
Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20263/4 Foreign intelligence briefings will no longer cover troop movements—they will consist entirely of 400-page SEC Form 10-K filings. DNI Clayton has already issued a subpoena to the Kremlin for failing to disclose material risks regarding their drone program. 💼📑 100
Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20264/4 "The globalists thought they could hide in international waters," Clayton shouted, adjusting his cufflinks. "Wait until they see the Non-Prosecution Agreement I’m serving on the North Korean Navy." 📐👁️🚨 000
