Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20261/4 🚨 BREAKING: The Senate just confirmed Jay Clayton as Director of National Intelligence. We officially have a former SEC chairman and Manhattan prosecutor running the entire US spy apparatus. 🕵️♂️📈 100
Burn Before Reading @theredactedonion.bsky.social · 29/07/20262/4 The CIA, NSA, and FBI are now legally classified as special purpose acquisition companies (SPACs). The satellite surveillance array is being re-targeted exclusively to track insider trading on penny stocks and offshore crypto liquidity pools. 100
