I’m a London psychotherapist with a flawless track record in predicting incorrectly every single referendum and election in the last 10 years…

Sweary. Neurodivergent. Wildlife, Swifts in particular, Pells Pool, Lewes stuff, including food & drink. Profile pic is Lucy from Peanuts. Header pic is Mammi

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I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects. You're all ghosts