I feel like this headline is burying the lede.
Also let he who has not shit himself cast the first stone.
Noah Kahan asks concertgoers not to shit in their seats
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Noah Kahan Asks Concertgoers Not To Shit In Their Seats
Yesterday Noah Kahan asked his fans to stop stealing his hometown’s road sign, and now he’s asking them to not shit their seats at his shows. Whereas Olivia Rodrigo recently made headlines after discu...