Kody @kodyisover.com · 17/09/2026There was some more screaming, followed by singing, and then-- Next Door Dad: "Enough about the history of the universe. Are you ready for more DODGE. BALL." 1210
Kody @kodyisover.com · 17/09/2026Next Door Dad: "There are gods of war. Gods of thunder. Gods of cheese. But all dodge in the face of the God of Dodge." *sound of rubber ball bouncing off of things that are not children* Next Door Dad: "...I shall get you all in time." 1241
Kody @kodyisover.com · 17/09/2026Next Door Dad: "You are not ready for my insults, you moldy Popsicle stick" 1190