Kids: "RAAAHHH"
Next Door Dad: "You call that a war cry? You wanna hear a REAL war cry? Here it comes."
Next Door Dad: "*sucking in air*"
Next Door Dad: "...WAR CRY."
@kodyisover.comnext door dad: "you've been found guilty of stealing spiders, which is a very serious crime! you're caught redhanded!"
next door son: "but spiders are cool!!"
dad: "spiders ARE cool, which is why they deserve to live their lives unstolen!"