Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 30/05/2026'Victorian courting conversation chair, featuring three seats designed to allow couples to sit closely while a chaperone supervised from the third chair' www.bidsquare.com/online-aucti... 1827056
Indigo San the Arcadian 🌊🌳🌴 @indigosan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Might not be the worst idea to re-introduce, the chaperone acting as a polite fact checker, quietly saying things like "No, Cletus, the return of the measles is not a "punishment from God", but a consequence of idiocracy and lack of vaccination. And no, eating salad will not make you gay."static.klipy.comMan Enthusiastically Yells 'FACTS!'Alt: Man Enthusiastically Yells 'FACTS!' 050
Taylor-Bridgett Wolfcastle Jones @serious-bichon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026you know a piece of furniture looks silly when you disable quote posting on it 100
“Eerie Pall” gHostetler @phostetlerart.bsky.social · 30/05/2026And it’s on wheels! I can think of nothing more romantic than you and your beloved scooting this thing in manic circles and laughing when the chaperone moans, “please, no more spinning!”static.klipy.comDog and Kid Play on Merry-Go-RoundALT: Dog and Kid Play on Merry-Go-Round 020
ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 30/05/2026eventually evolving, of course, into the cuck chair 1210
davidfreemanpowell @davidfreemanpowell.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Thruple seatingstatic.klipy.comThird Wheel PDAALT: Third Wheel PDA 090
Devin𓅃 @devin-eleven.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Haha I knew there would be naughty takes on this, bluesky never lets me down. 010
Fred Kiesche 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇩🇰 @fredkiesche.bsky.social · 30/05/2026That covers a lot of floor space. Not something I could fit in! 110
Team Having Fun @pandacourtmartial.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Such an obvious lie told by the chair maker. He just wanted to see if he could make this and then sold it to nobles with a dumb marketing hook Bravo, early modern era chair-maker. 010
Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I assume this is what Sofas look like on the Isle of Manstatic.klipy.comIsle of Man Flag WavingALT: Isle of Man Flag Waving 0180
Kay Orchison @kayorchison.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Bisexual poly lounge furniture Impossible to sit on properly but everyone at canoodling distance 063
