As far as I am concerned, there is only one proper answer, and that's the King and Queen of All Cosmos.
@rincewind.runin honor of one of the very worst: what are your favorite video game romances?
my favorite is probably tali in mass effect - every time I go in I'm like okay I'm gonna romance someone else this time, I'm gonna do it, and then I get hit with "you deserve better" "I got better, shepard, I got you"