Why do hoomans fuss me every time I am curled up asleep?
It is exhausting being this cute,I need more sleep?
That sofa the hooman is sitting on must be better than the cushion I am curled up on.
Whatever is on the other side of the door must be better than this side of the door?
Where’s me food?
@aelkus.bsky.socialif your pet had a bluesky account, what would they post about