Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Teresa saw a white-hot spear And wanted Christ to thrust it in Catherine wed the son of God And wore a ring of his foreskin Genevieve could change the weather And the fortunes of the Huns Hildegard loved baking cookies She’s the only normal one 150
Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Ursula died on a cruise With 11,000 friends Appollonia burnt to death Once she’d had her teeth bashed in Gemma had a thing for whips Had a favorite cat-o-nine-tails Jeanne drove spikes in her chest She’d love this song, it’s by The Nails 160
Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Paula, patient, stayed at home Writing letters to Jerome Aebbe, scared of being raped Cut off her nose to spite her face Saint Helena found the cross She’s an archeologist And finally, Elizabeth I chose her to end this list 88 lines about 44 saints. 4130
