Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Agnes was a virgin martyr Wouldn’t marry, wound up dead Dymphna wouldn’t screw her father Ran away then lost her head Barbara’s dad beheaded her For being Christian and devout Lucy’s suitor loved her eyes She took one look and gouged them out 130
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Cadaver Formosus is Already Spooky @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Rita had a cheating husband Was a widow, then a nun Joan of Arc was problematic Her friend Gilles killed kids for fun Faith said she could heal a scrotum With a hammer for the brave Mary grew long body hair And lived in France inside a cave 140
