I always tell @jai-dit.bsky.social I think Shredded Wheat tastes like eating the business end of a broom would.
Triscuits, on the other hand, taste like the scrubby part of a kitchen sponge. At least, I assume.
@bencollins.bsky.socialShredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.
