Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Dominatrist: I’m going to piss in that cup, and then I’m going to make you drink it
@scalzi.comOptimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
