franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Being a mammal is such a scam. When flamingoes eat carotenoids they turn fabulous pink, but I just get better vision? healthier immune system? protection against measles? instead of turning pink? 814117 0
uoɯolɐS uɐƃɹoW uɥoſ @fuzzybunny.org · 23/08/2026Obviously there's only one solution to this egregious evolutionary oversight. Full body pink tattoo. Post pics when done. 120 0
NightmareHound @houndminternet.bsky.social · 23/08/2026All we get is orange-yellow fat on the inside… a scam.. 010 0
SmugBigfoot @smugbigfoot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It's the feathers, man. The feathers display that carotenoid color really well 010 0
GHOULology Johnson @geologyjohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You wanna know the biggest scam of all? Obligate multicellularity. I said what I said. 120 0
John T @jrtonca.bsky.social · 23/08/2026East enough carotenoids and your skin will turn orange, if you'd like that. (carotenosis) Alternately, you can go with silver instead and go a blue-grey. (argyria) 140 0
Theophanes Avery @theophanesavery.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I mean if you're willing to compromise you can eat a shit ton of carrots and turn orange... this is actually in medical literature. 010 0
