Oak Bay Gazette @oakbaygazette.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A while back we mentioned the publisher had to replace the old dishwasher. This is what the new one does when the cycle is finished. That, or something to do with a nuclear attack. 240 4
Steveston Ships @stevestonships.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You have… 12 minutes… to reach minimum… safe… distance 020 2
Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I had that model but I mistakenly plugged it into the oven outlet and it burned a hole through the floor and cut the downstairs neighbour's Pomeranian in half. 120 2
