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Robert Randall

@robertwrandall.bsky.social
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Flaneur. Saanich Arts Culture & Community Wellness Committee, Past co-chair Open Space Art Soc., Downtown Residents Assoc. & Downtown Adv. Comm.; 9th place 2008 Victoria civic election. Artist, Designer, Writer, Picture Framer.

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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 13h
#Saanich election signs. You can see Tibbald forgot the contact after the authorization statement which she remedied with a sticky label. Brownoff has no statement at all! She will get in trouble for it. #yyjvotes
Municipal election signs on Shelbourne Street in Saanich. Judy Brownoff has old recycled signs without the required authorization statement which is against the Elections BC rules.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#bcpoli
"What do you mean hold power?"
"Hold power just like any ordinary mainstream party. We're just an ordinary party"
"BFFFFTTTTT"
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dad's nickname was RJ (for Randall Junior). He had a briefcase with those initials and when he flew El Al he was pulled aside for secondary questioning because the RJ didn't match the initials on his passport. He was impressed by that attention to detail.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the NDP are to blame for our drug and street disorder problem, who's to blame for the drug and street disorder problems in America, Switzerland, Mongolia, Argentina, Greece etc?
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My dream job interview is I show up ten minutes late all disheveled saying, sorry I'm late I had shit to take care of. Then firefighters burst in thanking me for selflessly saving 50 children from the burning orphanage down the street. Then I lean back and say, all right, when do I start.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw another accident Downtown yesterday. A Evo t-boned an Audi, nobody hurt but lots of damage and shaken nerves. I know it's because drivers blast through busy intersections doing 50+. At that speed there's zero room for error. Going 30 at busy intersections save lives. #yyj
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a crazy story alleging ethical violations by Colwood Coun. Kim Jordison, accused of dropping hints about getting a discount on a real estate development she was voting on and also harassing a cop: #yyj #colwood cheknews.ca/colwood-coun...
cheknews.ca
Colwood councillor censured for voting on development while in discussion with developer
A Colwood councillor has been censured after an independent investigator found they were in discussions to purchase a home in a proposed development, while also voting on it.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you had told me four months ago Brent Chapman would be moving to OneBC I wouldn't have believed you. Actually I would have believed you because it's #bcpoli after all.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I had a co-worker who was an immigrant from a foreign country. Spoke with an accent that sometimes was hard to understand. But he was a White guy from outside London so nobody complained. Hmm, maybe anti-immigration is just pro-racism?
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Batman: Better put five cents in the meter. Robin: No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket! Batman: No matter, Robin. This money goes to our building better roads; we all must do our part. Good citizenship, you know. Robin: Holy taxation. You're right again, Batman. S:02 E:04 #batmanday
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What's happening now with the BC Cons in a way mirrors the implosion of the Socreds in 1994. Grace McCarthy's narrow loss in a by-election rocked her credibility as leader. She imposed a my-way-or-the-highway management style as KLF is doing now. #bcpoli
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I stopped watching sports when I got into politics. But I still expect excellence. I don't want my opponent to win yet I don't want to see them colliding trying to catch a pop-up or getting called out jogging slowly to first.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile... #bcpoli
Live shot as former party leader John Rustad consults with Biardi, his most trusted and long-serving advisor.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: BC Conservatives’ private investigator report on Robert Randall leaked: “Subject has no background worthy of further investigation. Employment, hobbies, friends, social media all dull and vapid.” - Mr. Roach
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My dad worked managing airport ops at YVR and assured me ground workers have total contempt for management so the idea they'd all loyally keep the world's biggest secret as they loaded the chemtrail barrels was pretty funny to him.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Strongly suggest turning OFF AI mode on Google. I googled something and AI gave an answer. I asked what the source was for its assertion and it apologized and said there was no source and no evidence, it had conflated two separate events.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you had told me ten years ago people in 2026 would be ragging on Ed Sheerin I would have said, yes, OK.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching the Emmy awards with actors I don't recognize with shows I've never heard of on channels I don't get.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Legendary costume designer Bob Mackie has died aged 87, responsible for all those great gowns seen on 1970s television.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't really do fast food but my wife's stuck at home after knee surgery so we've had some delivery/take out and I'm shocked at the poor service. Sullen unengaged workers and cold food because the driver made three stops before your house.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Commemorating the 13th anniversary of the death of inventor Ray Dolby. A moment of silence would be appropriate.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's some free election strategy: If you're running for mayor of a city (let's say Saanich, for no reason) and the first five Google results for your name mention a judge's ruling on your hateful violence then you should work on your search engine optimization. #yyjpoli #saanich
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Times Colonist, Victoria BC Sept 11, 2001 Printed before the attacks later that morning that began at 5:46 am Victoria time #yyj
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
After watching TV for a couple hours the morning of 9/11 I met my uncle for coffee. We walked to Starbucks at Yates and Government but all their stores were closed by head office. Later I went to the GVPL and the architecture section to find a book on the WTC so I could see again the intact towers.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching Jeopardy UK and every question is like, "This Marleybourne quonlet whilst active is second only to the baronetcy" and I'm like ❓⁉️😕❔
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Walked around Beacon Ave. in Sidney today and was impressed at how it looked. Good new retailers and the long-time stores have refreshed their facades. Even the panhandlers were polite. #yyj
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tonight on "Beachcombers 2026": Relic's investment in a proposed pipeline through Gibsons puts Jesse in a difficult position. Nick makes Crepes Suzette with special guest Carole Taylor.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
AI is stupid because it's the most moronic fawning yes-man. Like I could tell it I'm going to pour this bowl of oatmeal over my head and it would reply, "Hilarious move! This would highlight your wacky sense of irreverence--and whimsy!"
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1953: She is my hero. Teenage girl mischief at Hillside and Douglas roundabout, Victoria BC: #yyjbike #yyj
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You don't see cigarette burns in bedsheets as much as you used to.
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Jen St. Denis @jenstden.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
😂 #bcpoli
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At home this morning waiting for the doctor's call saying wife's knee surgery at RJH is complete: *phone rings* [me: oh no, only 10:30, this is too early] Hi, this is the Shelbourne Doctors Clinic with an update on Jerry Me: .....Jerry? I don't know a Jerry! Oh, I'm so sorry I dialed 26 instead 62!
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Women in BC were able to have a credit card or loan in their own name thanks to Grace McCarthy of the Socred Party, who built on the work of feminist Gloria Steinem who died today.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you've been inspired by hearing about Dolly's Imagination Library the Victoria contact is here: #yyj
imaginationlibrary.com
Enhanced Profile - Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I saw a young man in his early 20s at the grocery store with centre-parted hair, a mustache and a Cosby sweater and I can't figure out if he's clueless, ironic, post-ironic or what's his fucking deal.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tonight on "Beachcombers 2026": Relic sells a stone carving found on the beach to the museum's First Nations collection despite Jesse's insistence it's a fake; Nick cooks up shrimp scampi and scalloped potatoes with special guest Terry David Mulligan.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Television/Radio/Newspapers: Any concerns about our content can be forwarded to our government regulator Facebook: Ha, here's some cocaine ads and there's literally nothing you can do about it!
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Tonight on "Beachcombers 2026": Relic's crypto scheme falls apart; Molly's Reach buys tainted lettuce; Nick makes eggplant parmesan with special guest star Ken Sim.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Rukirabasaija Omukama Oyo Nyimba Kabamba Iguru Rukidi IV, ruler of the Kingdom of Tooro since the age of three has died aged 34. #RIP
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Holy shit, eclipse happening right now. I thought we were too far outside the zone. Two thirds of the moon is obscured. Cool. #yyj
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Time to carefully bubble wrap Willie Nelson
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BREAKING: The ghosts of four Conservative MLAs from the 1907 McBride government have released a joint statement expressing lack of confidence in the leadership of Kerry Lynne-Findlay. #bcpoli
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BC Conservative Caucus meeting, A.D. 2027 FINLAY: Any other business before we adjourn? CHAPMAN: I have new information about false flag actors in the so-called Sandy Hook shooting. FINLAY: Not this again, Brent. Anyone else? CHAPMAN: Kerry-Lynne dear, it's just us. #bcpoli
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Today's Cool Dude of the Day is the dude driving up Blanshard in a '78 Econoline van with mag wheels and KISM blasting on the radio. Econoline Dude, we thank you for keepin' it real. #yyj
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
An author was telling me today about being recognized. I'll use a fake name. "Excuse me, are you John Smith?" "Yes, I am!" "Oh, I'm a big fan of your wife's work!"
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have decided to step away from the BC Conservative Party caucus. I've actually never been a member, I'm just jumping on the bandwagon. Thank you. #bcpoli ---30---
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Watching 1970s TV made me think being extra, extra careful with nitroglycerin would be more of a problem for me than it turned out to be.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was eating a freezee and the kitten was going nuts because she thought I was eating one of those giant lickable treat tubes for cats.
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Robert Randall @robertwrandall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Big truck just drove up Fort St. labeled PENGUIN MEAT SUPPLY LTD. They felt it necessary to add at the bottom "No Penguins Harmed" #yyj
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