Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/10/2025*smacks the hood of Bluesky* you can fit so many posts in here 6561 56
Jon O @bricksncolumns.bsky.social · 16/10/2025*Slaps hand across glove compartment crammed with lewds* Just an owners manual in there, did I tell you about the mileage? 010 1
GreeeEEEEEeedo 🇺🇦 🦉🦉🦅🦅 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social · 16/10/2025In my house "post" meant "post mortem" 010 1
Octopus @octopusmask.bsky.social · 16/10/2025And then it sputters and dies for 30 minutes from a server overload. 000 0
Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckery (he/him) @digitaldiscipline.bsky.social · 16/10/2025unfortunately, smacking the hood is considered abuse of the ToS to Jay, so she's gonna deplatform a bunch of multiply-marginalized folks about it. 110 1
Cassie Marie @cassiemarie39.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Why did I laugh so hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like my sides hurt 010 1
V @jalapenopants18.bsky.social · 16/10/2025You say that and yet it could only handle 1 hellthread 110 1