Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 06/09/2025My mom started hanging old CDs in the garden so that if a bird comes over to peck at a tomato it will quickly become distracted by its desire to learn QuickBooks 1334275
Tahiru @tahiru.mythopoeic.org · 06/09/2025The missus asked for some spare CDs for this purpose. Being unwilling to give up any old physical media games, I sacrificed a couple blank CD-R discs. Pro: Worked as a bird deterrent. Con: ... for about two days. 110
ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Hang Rosetta Stone & see if they learn any languages. 010
Matt Siegel @mattsiegel.bsky.social · 06/09/2025the jokes on u, squirrels are also learning quick books 010
bobb x ha @b6421.bsky.social · 06/09/2025empowering sparrows to track their financials & file their own taxes without having to rely on a certified public accountant is a worthwhile pursuit. 140
ZombiManos @zombimanos.bsky.social · 06/09/2025media.tenor.coma man is talking to a police officer in a courtroom and says `` i 'm well-versed in bird law ''ALT: a man is talking to a police officer in a courtroom and says `` i 'm well-versed in bird law '' 020
