the onion literally predicted this lol
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Sean Combs Asks For Quick Trial So He Can Get To Part Where Trump Pardons Him
NEW YORK—Insisting that they were all busy people with things to do, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly asked a U.S. district court judge for a quick trial Tuesday so that he could just get to the part whe...
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Sean Combs Allies Are Actively Working for a Trump Pardon
Longtime Diddy associates are already laying the groundwork for a pardon by cozying up to Trump officials.
