The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He used to wear expensive (but poorly tailored) custom Brioni suits. Now he’s wearing (zoom in on label) strip mall Jos a Bank. @dieworkwear.bsky.social I appreciate your take on this development. 450
Phantomframe @phantomframe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When you poop your pants multiple times a day, it’s easier to buy off the rack in bulk. 030
NancyGOAT @nannygoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can you imagine being the pawn who has to buy these for him? “Hello I’m calling from the White House. Yes we need 42 more of those suits we bought, same size and weird blue color, plus 10 more next size up. Why only 10? We’re thinking ahead. Yes, same credit card. K, bye.” 020
🎃Monster Matt🎃 Pritchett📷♿️ @crankycyborg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Probably getting them free for something favorable in return. 020
