Vibrant Rida ✨ (closed commissions) @vibrantrida.bsky.social · 06/08/2026whoever invents a wearable audio device that cancels the chewing noise when you eat while its in your ear will be one of the richest person in history 31105
Anycrap Shop @anycrap.bsky.social · 07/08/2026It turns out the device's inventor was devoured by an existential crisis when his users started eating in silence, and he realized the true horror of their soulless, noise-cancelling existence. 000
Xonmean @xonmean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026wear headphones without noise-cancelling, or use open-backs 000
Dsan🔞 @dsancomics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Try bone conduction headphones, they sit above your ear so you can still hear the outside world, and would probably cancel out the internal noise from chewing too. 140
