Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 29/12/2025I shouldn’t have to say this, but don’t buy animals with medically significant venom because you saw one in a cartoon. 543691 0
A-boo-etha: Large Haunted Parsnip Split-Level @abbaetha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025You shouldn’t have to say this, but alas, as ever, you do. 040 0
bbny.bsky.social @bbny.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I think sand boas are the #1 most boring snake since they spend most of their time buried. I had one when I was a kid and my mom was constantly freaking out because she thought it had escaped 020 0
Sean Eric Fagan @kithrup.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I somewhat think that if you're selling a viper, you probably should get a visit by some sort of licensing official. 1481 0
Becca @sciencelizard.bsky.social · 30/12/2025You're just jealous of our LOVE!!!!media.tenor.coma close up of a lizard with a national geographic logo in the backgroundALT: a close up of a lizard with a national geographic logo in the background 020 0
Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 29/12/2025Also, there are plenty of green snakes out there that are options that won’t make your fucking fingers rot off. 12117 0
