Pup Apollo @pupofthesun.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The main drawback of going to a gym for the girls, gays, and theys is that the glute machines are always taken. 121719
Dionysus @thelorddionysus.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Then it was not designed for the clientele accordingly 000
AJD-042 @ajd-042.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Are these the yes/no machines? (my personal trainer always called them that -_-) They're always taken at my gym too! 130
Totally Valid Handle @azgict.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Also for middle aged men whose knees hurt and need to strengthen their glutes to counter that. 000
John Lin @itsjohns.network · 04/12/2025No one is going to claim the title of glute machine? Is this even the Internet anymore? 010
Mitch Harrison @mitchharrison.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Just walk up and down a few flights of stairs while giving @himboamos.bsky.social piggyback rides 040
steve @astevet.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I think the glute machine gets the best cellphone reception based on what I see. 020
T1 Personal Training @t1personaltraining.bsky.social · 03/12/2025My gym has 3 glute/hip thrust machines, 2 abductors, 1 adductor, and a glute kickback. All taken, all the time. Don’t even get me started on the Smith machines 🙄 000
nickforbrains 🏳️🌈 @nickforbrains.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The lunges are better anyway. That’s what my trainer tells me before a) I give him a dirty look; and b) start crying 150
