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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 12/02/2024

Just a profoundly stupid asshole

ckman believes that our lives are often fated from birth. "I have a view that people become their names," he told me.
"Like, I've met people named Hamburger that own McDonald's franchises." We'd been talking for nearly an hour and a half when Ackman asked me what my name was, hoping to offer a diagnosis. After he seemed momentarily stumped by my surname, I offered him my first name, which he misheard as Reed. "Read ... write" he said, before turning back to himself. "So, my name is Ackman — it's like Activist Man."

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

truly insane to believe in nominative determinism when you're name is literally Ack Man

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Kavita @brittexkavi.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

My name means poem & my nickname Kavi translates to poet. I started writing poetry in High School. Guess that Creative Writing course being offered was pre-destined. 😂

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Timothra but now it’s October @timrandosaurus.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

I refuse to see a photo of the man so I can maintain this obviously correct mental image of him.

Bill the Cat or Bloom County
A raggedy orange and black tabby from the comics section, his mouth is wide open jn a feline daze. He is coughing up a furball perhaps and exclaiming ‘Ack!’

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Professor Coolbreeze @bsarginger.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

Ack man you say?

One of the aliens from the Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks firing a ray gun. They could only say "Ack" in a harsh and grating manner.

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DontMakeMoi @dontmakemoi.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

"As proof, he offered that his wife has had nary an oxman in her life."

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