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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A drawing of a flaming palm tree.
A marker drawing of birds flapping away from a flaming palm tree in front of a moon that slightly resembles a skull, like slightly.. it's not the best rendering, back off... and a dramatically lit church against a pale grey and red skyline.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I drew a spooky skull.
A spooky skull surrounded by tentacles, the skull has spooky eyeballs. Under the skull reads "BARLOW" a signature of mine I used to use.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Charlie & Frank: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Jobland
Alt: Charlie from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia describing how much easier it is to say "get a job" than to do it. Cause really man... it feels like fucking black magic. All I know is my fucking bank account is making a terrible sucking sound while I'm being told how talented I am and NOT GETTING ANYTHING.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The cover to Faith No More's Angle Dust
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This kinda caught fire on tumblr back in the day. I'd still like one if that's a possibility @criterion.bsky.social
Art for a fake Criterion edition of The Burbs, featuring wallpaper being peeled to reveal the title.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It didn't exist on the internet till 2003, about a decade later people made em higher res with no scrolling text.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey look, I made a poster for a non-existent French Spider-man movie.
A picture of Spider-Man upside-down in the sky so incredibly rendered I was accused of "just using a filter or whatever on something" when it made it to reddit. I'd love to see that filter because it would save me a SHITLOAD OF TIME. Either way, the sky is pink, Spidey is pink and blu, a skyline is upside down. The copy treatment mimics a French movie from the 60s.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Occasionally I draw cool pictures. Here's a look at some of them.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Does the pole the light is on count as a part of the light?
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Boy komega metadata writer komf can really eat my butt, amiright guys?!?
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
THE FUCK does he use for? Color me lost. Is he being so generous with "ai" that he's referring to basic adaptive computing features like spell check? Do these dumb fucks think their grandfather clocks are ai cause they operate on their own?
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's wild that linkedin is just recruiters and unemployed people. You'd think they could work something out.
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Xtine-age Sex and Death at Camp Miasma @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Check out the awesome graphics @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social made for PUFF If you're in Philly, check it out! The lineup is fantastic puff11.eventive.org/welcome
Really cool yellow and black graphic advertising the PUFF Pass that includes a shirt, badge, and patch.Really cool yellow and black graphic advertising Camp PUFF Really cool yellow and black graphic advertising the PUFF filmmaker meetup
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I get that @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social is an "I Heart Radio" show but I just sat through a full blown "use chatgpt to smooth out your brain you fucking idiot!" ad on their feed. Given the stance of Jack and Miles it feels like a REALLY big pile of shit.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another Raven telling you where a vampire is buried.
A stylish black and white illustration of a Raven saying "kaw" emphatically.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another Raven telling you where a vampire is buried.
A stylish black and white illustration of a Raven saying "kaw" emphatically.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I drew a Raven. My artist secret is she's telling you where a vampire is buried.
Dynamic black and off white drawing of a raven emphatically squawking, with the word "SQUAWK" scribbled behind him in a stylish 2000s design kinda way.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I drew a Raven. My artist secret is she's telling you where a vampire is buried.
Dynamic black and off white drawing of a raven emphatically squawking, with the word "SQUAWK" scribbled behind him in a stylish 2000s design kinda way.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I did, in fact, make this poster for this very good script. Here it is as a square!
Incredibly evocative, exciting art featuring a lady in shadow, and a wolf's mouth, exaggerated and terrifying showcasing the words BIG TEETH, the name of a screenplay written by Christine Makepeace.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is effectively Walt Disney saying some shit like "I drew the outlines and let the computer do the rest." Call it whatever you want but that ain't art no mo, bro.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Psst... I have a lawyer friend who just told me laws aren't a thing anymore. Just for your fyi.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No but for real, now that it's entirely died down and no one is talking about it. The two best songs are Shabang and Ran To Atlanta and they're LAUGHABLY BAD.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I just watched a movie and I'm continuously disappointed the people who determine things don't have higher standards.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
ffs
I haven't got time for this shit
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I once asked a guy I worked with if he'd read Slaughterhouse Five and he said he'd only read "up to Slaughterhouse Four."
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think the part of Absolute Batman where Alfred is like "Get out of there kid!" and Batman ignores him is awesome and I hope it's in every issue multiple times.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Using a wacky ai pic completely decimates your humanist, liberal talking point, just fyi.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Slaughter House 5 The Graphic Novel by Ryan North and Albert Monteys. I love this part. www.qwantz.com/slaughterhou...
Pages from the Slaughterhouse 5 comic featuring an alien determining that The Bible placed society in a state of blame and hated. The aliens thesis is centered around the idea that we crucified the wrong person, implying there was a RIGHT person to crucify. A justified action of persecution and violence on behalf of god. Which is remarkably silly considering the other moral content in that book and it's intent to create a healthy, functioning society.Pages from the Slaughterhouse 5 comic featuring an alien determining that The Bible placed society in a state of blame and hated. The aliens thesis is centered around the idea that we crucified the wrong person, implying there was a RIGHT person to crucify. A justified action of persecution and violence on behalf of god. Which is remarkably silly considering the other moral content in that book and it's intent to create a healthy, functioning society.Pages from the Slaughterhouse 5 comic featuring an alien determining that The Bible placed society in a state of blame and hated. The aliens thesis is centered around the idea that we crucified the wrong person, implying there was a RIGHT person to crucify. A justified action of persecution and violence on behalf of god. Which is remarkably silly considering the other moral content in that book and it's intent to create a healthy, functioning society.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A cool pic of David Lynch I drew.
an illustration of David Lynch, rendered starkly using only a few colors, depicting the man smoking while his eyes emit a smoke trail, not to be confused with his cigarette that's creating smoke that is making the shape of a crown above his head. Trust me, it's bad ass lookin.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm not sure when portfolios and resume's starting having the person's picture on them... but I hate it.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I am hate-using-pdfs years old.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If you install an adblocker on your tv paramount won't load. Stop paying for things that profit off you. It makes us all look dumb.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Hitcher (1986) starring Rutger Hauer. I drew this poster I like it so much:
alt poster for the movie The Hitcher featuring a remarkably cool illustration of Rutger Hauer holding a giant gun while driving a stolen cop car.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A poster for everyone's favorite nigh time janitor that I drew for The Guzu Gallery in Austin Texas.
An incredibly cool drawing of a big skull, Fred n Nancy hangin out in a cemetery.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Alt poster that was never printed for Easter Promises
Cool poster for the movie Easter Promises featuring Viggo Mortensen lookin jacked and scary. It was never printed because everything you've heard about Gallery1988 and the guy who founded it is true.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Monty Python And The Holy Grail art that never got printed.
Cool poster for a fictional metal band named Black Knight, modeled after the character from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. It was never printed because everything you've heard about Gallery1988 and the guy who founded it is true.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Construction themed playing cards I had printed for a company that... you guessed it, is in construction! They were to be used as a training tool, and from what I understand didn't make it back to the instructor any time she used them (people would pocket them because they're cool, obviously)
construction themed playing cards featuring blueprints, hard hats, screw drivers, light bulbs.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Icons and Pets for Paradise Bay, drawn and designed by me!
13 drawings of especially cute animalsEvent themed Icons
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
While working for Paradise Bay I designed a couple even themed boats.
Concept art for a pretty bad ass party boat.Concept art for a St Patty's day themed boat.Concept art for an old crummy boat designed to resemble The Orca from Jaws.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I worked on Paradise Bay, a pretty big-deal mobile game. I was able to wear a ton of hats on it, but I loved doing concepts of absurd, complex, goofy resource bases.
Concept art of a couple cute penguins making shaved ice using a complex ice grinding machine twice their size.Concept art of an all-in-one pizza parlor that makes and cooks the pizza using a complex series of transformations and exciting peel movement.A concept of a Bee. It was thought up by the designer who screwed over the last company I worked for. He liked the idiot bee. Later he'd lead to the ruin of an entire company. Way to go Paul.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A couple entries in my "History Champs" series for popthreads. Fredrick Douglass and Davy Crockett draw by me in the style of those awesome NBA big-headed-caricature shirts from the 90s
A NBA style cartoon illustration of Fredrick DouglassAn NBA style, cartoon illustration of Davy Crockett
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My cover art for @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social's The Sound of Breaking Glass (and other weird tales)
A book cover of a glass window with a hole in it, behind the hole is a woman holding her hand up to the window. Behind her is three different colored versions watching her.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I drew a cat with pizza on it's head.
I'm not sure what you expect here, it's a cat poking it's head through a slice of pizza.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A Shape Of Water alt poster I drew.
A framed picture, modeled after the photo of Priscilla Presley holding baby Lisa Marie after her and Elvis brought her home from the hospital, that's rendered to look like the fish man and lady from The Shape Of Water holding a baby. People like to point out the fish guy's dick. Just fyi, I didn't do anything there, just drew this guy standing next to his baby's mom, stop being weird you fucking weirdos.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I, ziggles barlow, drew this goat.
A cool looking goat with yellow teeth and pink horns and a lighting bolt cross on his nose.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hashtag nakatomi
John McClane holding a gun in front of the Nakatomi building holding a machine gun. The design John is situated in looks like the Nakatomi logo smashing into glass that spells out "Die Hard"
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
My John Wick Parabellum poster!
An extremely cool poster for the 3rd John Wick movie. Neon lights, a motorcycle, ninjas and cool colors.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A sketch of a lady.
A drawing of a cool looking lady covered in blood and tattoos holding a skull.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
We could pay for it with all the money we spend on data centers to produce piss*toned ai drawings with enough left over to compensate a human to draw an uneventful picture of a lady standing around holding papers, just fyi.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social @zzzzzzzzzzzzzach.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Jurassic Park: Velociraptor Says Alan
ALT: Jurassic Park: Velociraptor Says Alan
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